Problems With This Site?

You might have trouble - or a complete lack of success - accessing this site if: In either of the first three cases...TOUGH!. You're trying to access the innermost thoughts and wisdom of the most powerful Elementalist in the World, not the bloody Rotary Club. Think yourself lucky I don't blow you up on the spot.

If the fourth criterion applies, then you've been trapped by my special "Elf Detection" JavaScript, and your location noted. It's only a matter of time before you get it in the neck, pixie!

This thoughtful notice courtesy of

Duke Alathar Cirothral™

Eternal Lord of Darkness