Minor Enemy - Marie Cook

Here seen assuming a pathetic disguise in an attempt to escape my wrath.

Perceptive readers may recall M'me Cook's part in the risible "Treacle Sponge-jacking" crimewave of 1995, which featured on Police 5, Beadle's About and several Weightwatchers' adverts of the period.

She is currently on probation, under the terms of which she is not allowed to enter the dessert sections of any national supermarket chain.

The Guilty Party