Wise Words For Foolish Mortals

These posters are taken from those enlightened individuals at Despair, Inc.

Click each key word for artwork...

StupidityQuitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit,
But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots.

MediocrityIt Takes A Lot Less Time,
and Most People Won't Notice the Difference
Until It's Too Late.

FutilityYou'll Always Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take,
and, Statistically Speaking, 99% of the Shots You Do.

ProcrastinationHard Work Often Pays Off After Time,
but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.

FailureWhen Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough.

PessimismEvery Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining,
Lightening Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.

IneptitudeIf You Can't Learn to Do Something Well,
Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly.

ApathyIf We Don't Take Care of the Customer,
Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.

DefeatFor Every Winner, There Are Dozens of Losers.
Odds Are You're One of Them.

MistakesIt Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is
Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.

LosingIf at First You Don't Succeed,
Failure May Be Your Style.