These posters are taken from those enlightened individuals at Despair, Inc.
Click each key word for artwork...
|Stupidity||Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit,|
But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots.
|Mediocrity||It Takes A Lot Less Time,|
and Most People Won't Notice the Difference
Until It's Too Late.
|Futility||You'll Always Miss 100% of the Shots You Don't Take,|
and, Statistically Speaking, 99% of the Shots You Do.
|Procrastination||Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time,|
but Laziness Always Pays Off Now.
|Failure||When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough.|
|Pessimism||Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining,|
Lightening Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.
|Ineptitude||If You Can't Learn to Do Something Well,|
Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly.
|Apathy||If We Don't Take Care of the Customer,|
Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us.
|Defeat||For Every Winner, There Are Dozens of Losers.|
Odds Are You're One of Them.
|Mistakes||It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is|
Only to Serve as a Warning to Others.
|Losing||If at First You Don't Succeed,|
Failure May Be Your Style.