One condition for the return of this garment is "saying pretty please with fluffy bunny rabbits on top" - to demonstrate to Mme Cook that she should be careful what she asks for, the following statement is provided:
...sadly the fluffy bunny rabbits did not come out of the experience in the best of conditions.
She has also demanded (the fool!) an apology for displaying her "fair visage" without her permission. Ignoring, for the moment, the sheer impudence of demanding anything from one as powerful as myself, I will address the "fair visage" issue.
As they say, looks are only skin deep, and is Mme Cook really the sort of individual whose behaviour makes her a "fair" person?
This issue must be addressed...
|Smiley Happy Person?
||or Lurking Killjoy?
|The Choice is Yours...|
|She's Smiley and Happy Because...||She's a Lurking Killjoy Because...|
So, decide for yourselves if Mme Cook really is a "fair" person that deserves an apology for the use of her portrait, and inform me of your opinion:
If, unbelievable as it seems, the consensus of your insignificant views is that she is indeed fair, I may just consider placing some appropriate statement on this site at a future date.
And we seem to be coming to the conclusion (in large part because of her own underhand tactics) that Marie is indeed a Lurking Killjoy...